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warhawke is finished

“Did you like the diary?”

— Jan 15, 2021 12:42AM

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warhawke’s Previous Updates

warhawke is 62% done

“I forgot you don’t drive,” Hudson said. “On second thought, I don’t need to work. You need a ride...and someone to model bikinis for.”

— Jan 14, 2021 02:27PM

warhawke is 32% done

I lifted my phone closer and zoomed in on the bulge. No way was that all him. The guy had to have a banana stuffed in there somewhere. No, forget that, it was definitely a zucchini. Did penises even come in that size? Surely none that I’d ever seen.