Sean Gibson’s Reviews > Rhythm of War > Status Update

THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW AND OH GOOD HEAVENS MY BRAIN JUST EXPLODED AND NOW...oh, that's better. Wow. Life is really much easier post-brain. Thank goodness for Brandon Sanderson.

I bet spren taste delicious.

Like, a lot has happened in this book, and I mean a lot, but it doesn't feel like 850 pages worth of stuff has happened.

Does that make sense? It's like talking to me for an hour. Sure, it's probably the best hour you've ever spent, but we probably could have done it in 30 minutes.

I have crossed the 700-page mark and no one has given me a cookie or balloon.

WHAT THE HELL??

...and then Adolin goes all badass.

I can’t believe there are only 7 million more pages to go.

Shadesmar is weird. Like the Upside-Down, or Taco Bell.

Every time Navani and Dalinar get down, I feel icky. It’s like watching mom and dad, or at least your guinea pigs, go at it.

Ooh, Syl bringing in the big guns...solid choice to call in Adolin there.

Kaladin and Lirin would totally have awkward thanksgivings.