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“Next time, answer when I call you!” He barked when I came out the back door. If he’d screamed my name a third time, that meant full-on angry-Korean-dad escalation. Added chores. A grounding or two. More yelling. Threats of kicking me out of the house. In other words, the usual.
i'm only laughing so i don't cry from how relatable this is.
too relatable.
way too relatable.
— Nov 29, 2020 02:29AM
i'm only laughing so i don't cry from how relatable this is.
too relatable.
way too relatable.
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human
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*gets whiplash from abrupt ending*
what the shi-
*checks to make sure book isn't missing parts*
that's how it ends???
uuuuggggghhhhhhh.
and here i was, actually enjoying this.
— Nov 29, 2020 05:32AM
*gets whiplash from abrupt ending*
what the shi-
*checks to make sure book isn't missing parts*
that's how it ends???
uuuuggggghhhhhhh.
human
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When I sat upright, my head whooshed. The car cabin tilted, and I steadied myself by grabbing something stationary.
That something was Nate’s hand.
how exactly does this work???
— Nov 29, 2020 03:37AM
That something was Nate’s hand.
how exactly does this work???
human
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Raina squeezed my arm. “I don’t know anything about that girl, except that she was pretty nice when I chatted with her, but I definitely hate her.”
I stood up and grabbed her hand. “Yeah. Me too.”
are you kidding me?
news flash! girl-on-girl hate is getting old! and we don't want to read about it!
ugh.
just ugh.
— Nov 29, 2020 12:53AM
I stood up and grabbed her hand. “Yeah. Me too.”
are you kidding me?
news flash! girl-on-girl hate is getting old! and we don't want to read about it!
ugh.
just ugh.
human
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There was only one thing running through my head: KATE Kate KATE Kate KATE Kate KATE Kate KATE Kate KATE Kate KATE Kate KATE Kate KATE Kate KATE Kate KATE Kate.
— Nov 28, 2020 11:47PM
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human
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No inscription, just a generic chocolate cake with mint-chip ice cream, which was my dad’s favorite, not mine. I hated artificial mint; it reminded me of toothpaste.
THIS ☝️☝️☝️
— Nov 28, 2020 11:17PM
THIS ☝️☝️☝️
human
is starting
"i've never actually been to an escape room, but in theory, i would enjoy it."
^how i've justified starting this book while reading four others.
— Nov 28, 2020 10:38PM
^how i've justified starting this book while reading four others.
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Not Korean but yeah my parents would do the same shit.
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TMR wrote: "Not Korean but yeah my parents would do the same shit."south-asian and they still do 😂😭😭
I'm Indian, but I relate to all these asian parents joke so much! XD
Trisha wrote: "I'm Indian, but I relate to all these asian parents joke so much! XD"ahaha same! there was a line in here about "the mom sniff test to measure edibility" and i died because my mom's not the only one?? 😂😂
human wrote: "Trisha wrote: "I'm Indian, but I relate to all these asian parents joke so much! XD"ahaha same! there was a line in here about "the mom sniff test to measure edibility" and i died because my mom'..."
Oh God yes!!! I just loved this book! Hope you like it too! :)
Trisha wrote: "human wrote: "Trisha wrote: "I'm Indian, but I relate to all these asian parents joke so much! XD"ahaha same! there was a line in here about "the mom sniff test to measure edibility" and i died b..."
there's secondhand embarrassment and it's pretty tropey, but i'm enjoying it!!
Just replace dad with mom and that is my life 😂
Devanshi wrote: "Just replace dad with mom and that is my life 😂"yes!! my dad is the chill one and my mom is the strict one XD
Relatable asian parents is all I need to know about a book. Adding it to my tbr right now!!
Akshita wrote: "Relatable asian parents is all I need to know about a book. Adding it to my tbr right now!!"lmao yes! 😂😂
My dads pretty cool BUT my moms reaction would be similar 😆
Mrinmayi wrote: "My dads pretty cool BUT my moms reaction would be similar 😆"yup same 😂😂
