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*gets whiplash from abrupt ending*

what the shi-

*checks to make sure book isn't missing parts*

that's how it ends???



uuuuggggghhhhhhh.

and here i was, actually enjoying this.

When I sat upright, my head whooshed. The car cabin tilted, and I steadied myself by grabbing something stationary.

That something was Nate’s hand.



how exactly does this work???

“Next time, answer when I call you!” He barked when I came out the back door. If he’d screamed my name a third time, that meant full-on angry-Korean-dad escalation. Added chores. A grounding or two. More yelling. Threats of kicking me out of the house. In other words, the usual.

i'm only laughing so i don't cry from how relatable this is.
too relatable.
way too relatable.

Raina squeezed my arm. “I don’t know anything about that girl, except that she was pretty nice when I chatted with her, but I definitely hate her.”

I stood up and grabbed her hand. “Yeah. Me too.”

are you kidding me?



news flash! girl-on-girl hate is getting old! and we don't want to read about it!

ugh.
just ugh.

There was only one thing running through my head: KATE Kate KATE Kate KATE Kate KATE Kate KATE Kate KATE Kate KATE Kate KATE Kate KATE Kate KATE Kate KATE Kate.

Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude *ink splat* Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude

"i've never actually been to an escape room, but in theory, i would enjoy it."
^how i've justified starting this book while reading four others.