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Otis just wrote again, to tell me I'm actually in the top .00001% of goodreaders, better than "most of these yokels." Did anyone else get that email?
— Jul 28, 2013 06:18AM
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Jul 28, 2013 06:19AM
No. Whenever Otis emails me, it's always just pictures of his dick again.
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Whoa--he only sexts the really top reviewers. Congratulations!
Man, I think EVERYONE ELSE got this email. Except me. I shall cry alone in the cold.(Does he really say 'yokels'?)
He just sent me a follow-up. "Don't worry about all that percentage crap," he advised, because I'm the goodreader he "car[es] the most about."
Well, Otis is famous for being an elevator....
Thanks from the depths of my snort. I enjoyed that.
I got the email but he had already told me all about it the night before, in the hot tub. Otis sure knows how to make me feel special!
i got that email, and then a follow-up email telling me the reason i never win any firstreads giveaways is because they are all coated in smallpox and are just trinkets for the unruly 99% suckers.