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Sydney is 26% done

i don't know why i love reading about men i hate so much. i want to shove edward's head in a toilet

— Aug 30, 2020 01:40AM

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Sydney is 50% done

i'm starting to think reading this book was a bad idea because SPOILER ALERT, nothing happens, it's not good, any time anything interesting STARTS to happen edward goes all "uwaahh my pwecious bewwa i have to go watch her!!!" literally halfway through this book and in almost every scene without bella in it, edward is thinking about how excited he is to go watch her sleep. I HATE IT. IM SICK OF THIS SHIT

— Sep 05, 2020 10:55PM

Sydney is 42% done

edward is starting to get really horny now and i don't know whether to laugh or cry. its just vague enough that you're like "is he talking about being touch starved or is he horny?" hes horny. i hate mormons

— Sep 02, 2020 02:54PM

Sydney is 37% done

i really really really hate edward cullen

— Aug 31, 2020 04:18PM

Sydney is 37% done

— Aug 31, 2020 04:18PM

Sydney is 4% done

i hate edward cullen so much it makes me look stupid

— Aug 25, 2020 12:18PM