Sydney’s Reviews > Midnight Sun > Status Update

i'm starting to think reading this book was a bad idea because SPOILER ALERT, nothing happens, it's not good, any time anything interesting STARTS to happen edward goes all "uwaahh my pwecious bewwa i have to go watch her!!!" literally halfway through this book and in almost every scene without bella in it, edward is thinking about how excited he is to go watch her sleep. I HATE IT. IM SICK OF THIS SHIT

edward is starting to get really horny now and i don't know whether to laugh or cry. its just vague enough that you're like "is he talking about being touch starved or is he horny?" hes horny. i hate mormons

i really really really hate edward cullen

i don't know why i love reading about men i hate so much. i want to shove edward's head in a toilet