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(1) Neville should have been the one to kill Bellatrix. Would have been justice for torturing his parents to insanity.
(2) I figure with a name like Madame Puddifoot, your career options are rather limited. Either be the proprietor of a girly tea house or a shop for comfortable women's shoes.
(3) Seems like Hermione withholds information from Ron just to see him beg.
— Jun 05, 2020 12:10AM

Notes:
(1) Neville should have been the one to kill Bellatrix. Would have been justice for torturing his parents to insanity.
(2) I figure with a name like Madame Puddifoot, your career options are rather limited. Either be the proprietor of a girly tea house or a shop for comfortable women's shoes.
(3) Seems like Hermione withholds information from Ron just to see him beg.
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Jayson
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(1) Well, I'm nearly finished with this. Now I've got to hunker down and write my review. I simultaneously hate writing reviews but love finishing reviews. It's like exercise, and Harry Potter reviews are especially stressful and demanding on account of the extra attention.
(2) Feel free to use my gifs. They're on my Imgur at: https://imgur.com/user/jaysongo/posts.
— Jun 23, 2020 12:10AM

Notes:
(1) Well, I'm nearly finished with this. Now I've got to hunker down and write my review. I simultaneously hate writing reviews but love finishing reviews. It's like exercise, and Harry Potter reviews are especially stressful and demanding on account of the extra attention.
(2) Feel free to use my gifs. They're on my Imgur at: https://imgur.com/user/jaysongo/posts.
Jayson
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(1) "Cornelius, I am ready to fight your men — and win again!"
- Dumbledore giving orders to Fudge while still an enemy of the state is one of the series most boss moments.
(2) Phineas Nigellus: "You see, Dumbledore? ... Never try to understand the students. They hate it. They would much rather be tragically misunderstood..."
- A bit cynical, but he's not incorrect.
— Jun 22, 2020 01:01AM

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(1) "Cornelius, I am ready to fight your men — and win again!"
- Dumbledore giving orders to Fudge while still an enemy of the state is one of the series most boss moments.
(2) Phineas Nigellus: "You see, Dumbledore? ... Never try to understand the students. They hate it. They would much rather be tragically misunderstood..."
- A bit cynical, but he's not incorrect.
Jayson
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(1) Neville: "A brain attacked Ron but I think he’s all right — and Hermione’s unconscious, but we could feel a pulse —"
- You'd think all the time fighting with Hermione would have better prepared Ron to fight another brain.
(2) Voldemort calls Bellatrix "Bella"... wonder if he's a "Twilight" fan?
(3) It's easy to forget that people still think Sirius is a murderer.
— Jun 21, 2020 01:00AM

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(1) Neville: "A brain attacked Ron but I think he’s all right — and Hermione’s unconscious, but we could feel a pulse —"
- You'd think all the time fighting with Hermione would have better prepared Ron to fight another brain.
(2) Voldemort calls Bellatrix "Bella"... wonder if he's a "Twilight" fan?
(3) It's easy to forget that people still think Sirius is a murderer.
Jayson
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(1) "[Harry] just wanted to get them all out of this alive, make sure that none of his friends paid a terrible price for his stupidity."
- That's certainly a good reason.
(2) Harry: "How come Voldemort wants it?"
Bellatrix: "You dare speak his name?"
Harry: "Yeah."
- Good answer, Harry. Very forthright.
(3) Ron: "Accio brain!"
- C'mon, Ron, you've already got brains.
— Jun 20, 2020 12:30AM

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(1) "[Harry] just wanted to get them all out of this alive, make sure that none of his friends paid a terrible price for his stupidity."
- That's certainly a good reason.
(2) Harry: "How come Voldemort wants it?"
Bellatrix: "You dare speak his name?"
Harry: "Yeah."
- Good answer, Harry. Very forthright.
(3) Ron: "Accio brain!"
- C'mon, Ron, you've already got brains.
Jayson
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(1) Hermione treats Luna like McGonagall treats Trelawney. With open disdain at the mere mention of absurdities, but with affection and friendship when faced against a common enemy.
(2) Harry, Luna and Neville being the only ones who can hear voices behind the veiled archway should have been a light bulb moment, since they're also the only ones who can see thestrals.
— Jun 19, 2020 12:10AM

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(1) Hermione treats Luna like McGonagall treats Trelawney. With open disdain at the mere mention of absurdities, but with affection and friendship when faced against a common enemy.
(2) Harry, Luna and Neville being the only ones who can hear voices behind the veiled archway should have been a light bulb moment, since they're also the only ones who can see thestrals.
Jayson
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(1) Ron: "What’ve you done with Umbridge?"
Harry: "She got carried away."
- Very James Bond of him.
- Even in life-threatening situations there's always time for jokes.
(2) Harry: "Ron’s the only one with a broomstick that isn’t being guarded by
a security troll, so —"
Ginny: "I’ve got a broom!"
- Ginny being invisible to Harry again. He'll change his tune next book.
— Jun 18, 2020 12:30AM

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(1) Ron: "What’ve you done with Umbridge?"
Harry: "She got carried away."
- Very James Bond of him.
- Even in life-threatening situations there's always time for jokes.
(2) Harry: "Ron’s the only one with a broomstick that isn’t being guarded by
a security troll, so —"
Ginny: "I’ve got a broom!"
- Ginny being invisible to Harry again. He'll change his tune next book.
Jayson
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(1) '"What did you call us?" shouted a wild-looking black centaur, whom Harry recognized as Bane.'
- Bane? I bet he was born in the darkness.
- In my head he's voiced by Tom Hardy.
(2) "Real tears [slid] down [Hermione's] face now. “We haven’t done anything to hurt you ... we just want to go back to school.”
- Of course she wants to go back to school, she's Hermione.
— Jun 17, 2020 12:20AM

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(1) '"What did you call us?" shouted a wild-looking black centaur, whom Harry recognized as Bane.'
- Bane? I bet he was born in the darkness.
- In my head he's voiced by Tom Hardy.
(2) "Real tears [slid] down [Hermione's] face now. “We haven’t done anything to hurt you ... we just want to go back to school.”
- Of course she wants to go back to school, she's Hermione.
Jayson
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(1) Umbridge: "They were all bleating about silencing you ... but I was the one who actually did something about it ... Only you wriggled out of that one, didn’t you, Potter?"
- How very "If it wasn't for you meddling kids..."
(2) "Though Hermione was sobbing desperately into her hands, there was no trace of a tear."
- Great! Cries all the time, but now she's unable!
— Jun 16, 2020 12:15AM

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(1) Umbridge: "They were all bleating about silencing you ... but I was the one who actually did something about it ... Only you wriggled out of that one, didn’t you, Potter?"
- How very "If it wasn't for you meddling kids..."
(2) "Though Hermione was sobbing desperately into her hands, there was no trace of a tear."
- Great! Cries all the time, but now she's unable!
Jayson
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(1) "The confederation had met for the first time in France ... Goblins had tried to attend and been ousted ... And nobody from Liechtenstein had wanted to come."
- Typical Liechtenstein, always going their own way.
(2) Hermione: "This isn’t a criticism, Harry! But ... don’t you think you’ve got a bit of a—a—saving-people-thing?"
- Well, not the worst complex to have.
— Jun 15, 2020 12:30AM

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(1) "The confederation had met for the first time in France ... Goblins had tried to attend and been ousted ... And nobody from Liechtenstein had wanted to come."
- Typical Liechtenstein, always going their own way.
(2) Hermione: "This isn’t a criticism, Harry! But ... don’t you think you’ve got a bit of a—a—saving-people-thing?"
- Well, not the worst complex to have.
Jayson
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(1) Hermione loves elves but hates giants... a bit hypocritical if you ask me. Also ironic since nearly every elf hates her, but Grawp adores her.
(2) 'Harry raised his wand, looked directly at Umbridge, and imagined her being sacked.
"Expecto Patronum!"'
- Sure, that's a happy thought... though, if it were me, I'd add some sort of humiliation to make it extra happy.
— Jun 14, 2020 12:20AM

Notes:
(1) Hermione loves elves but hates giants... a bit hypocritical if you ask me. Also ironic since nearly every elf hates her, but Grawp adores her.
(2) 'Harry raised his wand, looked directly at Umbridge, and imagined her being sacked.
"Expecto Patronum!"'
- Sure, that's a happy thought... though, if it were me, I'd add some sort of humiliation to make it extra happy.
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Juho wrote: "I think Neville and Mrs. Weasley each had about equal narrative clout for getting to kill Bellatrix. One is the son of parents tortured into insanity; another, an advocate of genuine love rather th..."I don't know if Molly necessarily needed to have a high profile scene during the battle. Very few characters did. I mean, if it was about looking like a badass, calling a witch a bitch, and then blowing her to smithereens, I'm sure there's no shortage of madly obsessed Death Eaters who could fill that role.
TMR wrote: "Yeah would have made more sense if it was Neville."Perhaps it made too much sense, and Rowling wanted things not to end up so perfect. To me, I can't see anyone reading that candy wrapper scene and not wanting Neville to exact some modicum of revenge on Bellatrix.
But as I say, Neville already had great many important, plot-relevant, and most of all badass scenes that only Neville could pull off. You can only give one non-main-character so much screentime, else the balance of supporting cast suffers and it starts to just look weird. It'd be like, I don't know... picture having Gimli grieve for the loss of Balin, all the while reading about the last days of Moria, and dropping the rock in the well to attract the attention of the enemy. He might conceivably have the time for all three, even the reason to, but it would make the rest of the cast just stand there and look useless. It would not work.You need to let someone else do something important as well - and out of all the characters to bring down Bellatrix, Molly was as good a second pick as any.
Juho wrote: "But as I say, Neville already had great many important, plot-relevant, and most of all badass scenes that only Neville could pull off. You can only give one non-main-character so much screentime, e..."As a second pick, sure. Why not. 🤷♂️
Juho wrote: "The first pick is not available, so we must make do."Well, the first choice was available. Just not chosen.
First of all Jayson.... that Gif will probably be scary for non Potterheads 😆For Potterheads it will be justice well servedAlso l didn't want Neville to kill Bellatrix
It would have been awesome to see him torture her till she " BEGS" him to kill her
And rather than killing her he should have tortured her some more
Also l think the reason J.k.Rowling decided to let Molly kill her was to show how really powerful Molly is
For most of the books she was shown as someone who cared and loved fiercely
But if someone threatened her loved ones she won't hesitate to destroy them
Mrinmayi wrote: "First of all Jayson.... that Gif will probably be scary for non Potterheads 😆For Potterheads it will be justice well servedAlso l didn't want Neville to kill Bellatrix
It would have been awesome ..."
Hmm... I don't know whether Neville's the torturing type. I mean, there's killing in the heat of battle, and then there's torture, which requires a sort of cold-hearted cruelty in a person. Even if the Cruciatus Curse wasn't illegal, I can't say I see Neville having it in him.
As for Molly, like I said earlier in the comments, it didn't necessarily need to be Bellatrix she killed to show off her magical prowess, it could have been any Death Eater. Possibly, it's more morally palatable for a woman to kill a woman than if a man had done it, and the match-up was chosen to be kind of a witch duel. Alternatively, it could be because they're related, and represent different life choices off the same family tree.
In any case, as you suggest, it would have been nice to see Neville get some sort of retribution.
Naw, Neville isn't the vengeful sort. Having him kill Nagini because it was necessary to bring down Voldie was a much better use of his character. He didn't need to kill Bellatrix personally to be relieved she's gone.
Looks like Linda got there first. I was going to say, Neville isn’t a vengeful and violent character. Killing Nagini for Harry is the sort of brave thing he’d do, knowing it was necessary. Making him kill for revenge would mess up his character
Agree with the above commenters. Killing Bellatrix would have destroyed Neville. He would have been crying after doing it. Neville could have obliviated the crap out of Bellatrix though... It would be a spectacle to see her at St Mungo's with the tortured parents.
Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ wrote: "Naw, Neville isn't the vengeful sort. Having him kill Nagini because it was necessary to bring down Voldie was a much better use of his character. He didn't need to kill Bellatrix personally to be ..."Well, I don't know if a thirst for vengeance is necessarily in anyone's heart among the heroes. To quote Harry, "There's a war going on here!" The Battle of Hogwarts was a conflict in which a great many people died, and Neville was an active participant. I think it's likely he was either directly or indirectly responsible for the deaths of more than just Nagini, so why not count Bellatrix among them? That's all I'm saying. It would be more a symbolic justice than anything.
Annie wrote: "Looks like Linda got there first. I was going to say, Neville isn’t a vengeful and violent character. Killing Nagini for Harry is the sort of brave thing he’d do, knowing it was necessary. Making h..."Well, Neville does have the capacity for being violent and hot-blooded. He went into a rage and fist-fought Malfoy in the second book. He nearly does the same in this book when Malfoy mocks patients at St. Mungos. Furthermore, to make anyone kill for any reason is liable to mess someone up. Yet, this was a large battle in which many people died. War messes up people's characters, that's an unavoidable fact. It doesn't mean that people still don't kill in wars.
Florence Bernice wrote: "Agree with the above commenters. Killing Bellatrix would have destroyed Neville. He would have been crying after doing it. Neville could have obliviated the crap out of Bellatrix though... It would..."I agree that killing Bellatrix may have been more emotional than killing just some random Death Eater, but I think by the seventh book he has more of a spine than he did previously. As I've said earlier, it's likely that coming out of the battle that he has blood on his hands. Nearly everyone who actively participated would, and he was a leading student combatant. I don't know if he would be crying significantly more than anyone else over deaths.
Juho wrote: "He took up the fight of his parents. That's all they'd ever have hoped of him."I don't know... taking out Bellatrix, either killing her or taking her back to Azkaban, wouldn't hurt. If anything, to keep her from inflicting pain on others. It would certainly be bonus points in addition to simply being in the resistance.
Jayson, a really good series about how war messes up children especially is Animorphs. It's a 62 book series, though all are less than 300 pages. If you can find it ( was an early 90s series) I highly recommend it
Jenny wrote: "Jayson, a really good series about how war messes up children especially is Animorphs. It's a 62 book series, though all are less than 300 pages. If you can find it ( was an early 90s series) I hig..."Thanks for the recommendation, Jenny! I'll definitely look into it :)
Morgan wrote: "I love your Harry Potter updates, really makes me want to re-read the series!"Thanks, Morgan! I'm really happy you're enjoying them :)
YES! Whenever I watch the movies i always think Neville should've been the one to kill Bella, his character develop was awesome though!
Sakshi wrote: "YES! Whenever I watch the movies i always think Neville should've been the one to kill Bella, his character develop was awesome though!"Yeah, I agree. It would have brought his character full circle. But perhaps it was too apropos or too cliche to include. He ended up a hero regardless :)





Besides, it made for an awesome scene. Rather over-the-top in the movie, but still.