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MY HEART. NO. WHY.

"You can all fucking fuck off for all I fucking care!"
It's not one of my better entrances.

HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME LAUGH WHEN I HAVE THIS PAIN? HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. IT HURTS. WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN. I FUCKING KNEW IT. IMPENDING DOOM. I CAN'T. MY HEART. BABIES. WHY. WHY. WHHHYYYYY.

It's going to happen soon and I'm not ready because my heart is all fuzzy with the adorable things going on BUT SOON IT'S GOING TO BE CRUSHED AND I DON'T WANT THAT PLEASE NO.

NO. I KNEW IT. ANOTHER TIP. JFC. WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU AUTHORS DOING TO ME. I AM NOT. I'M RIGHT. I'M SO RIGHT AND I'M NOT READY TO BE. I CAN'T TAKE IT. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. PLEASE. UGH. MY HEART. IT HURTS.

YEP. THERE'S EVIDENCE ITSELF PLANTED. I CAN'T STOP UPDATING IN CAPS??? WHAT IS THIS BOOK DOING TO ME??? MY GOD IT'S RIGHT. I'M RIGHT AND I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT. WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.

THAT WAS ALL SO CUTE AND PRECIOUS AND PERFECT AND ALL THESE OTHER BEAUTIFUL WORDS AND MY FEELINGS ARE EVERYWHERE.

No, really. It's 5AM and my Kindle is dying BUT I. CAN'T. STOP. READING. AND I DON'T WANT TO.

"I've never had someone abandon ship just to get away from me before." His voice is close to my ear, low and stiff.

First, I'm still in love. Madly in love. Second, more and more evidence is coming to me. IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. AND I'M SOOO NOT GONNA BE READY.

OH MY GOD. IT IS. IT'S. I SWEAR TO GOD. THE LOGISTICS ARE COMING TO ME. IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT I'M GOING TO BE RIGHT. I CAN'T HANDLE THIS.

OH MY GOD. MY EYES JUST GOT SO WIDE AS AN IDEA CAME TO MIND. I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE LOGISTICS OF IT BUT IT FEELS LIKE A REAL POSSIBILITY AND THAT'S GOING TO CAUSE SOME REAL PAIN LATER I HAVE TO TALK IN CAPS BECAUSE IT PROPERLY EXPRESSES MY PANIC AND OTHER EMOTIONS IN MY CURRENT STATE.