Sophia’s Reviews > Red, White & Royal Blue > Status Update

It’s the last chapter bitchesssss

“Nicotine patch, bitch.”

And they were finacés...

I’m not like other girls. I am very deeply gay.

“two homes side by side.”

Das cute

Now I’m fuckin sad

“If only you had known the mighty work of thine loins would be undone by a gay heir who likes it when American boys with chin dimples are mean to him.”