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So help me, if I hear the phrase "Winged words" one more time...
— May 14, 2019 09:59AM
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R.F. Gammon
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Hermes: so my dad, yeah, he, uh... *glances up at heaven to make sure he's not offending Zeus*
Zeus: *thumbs up*
Hermes: My dad is, uh, HANDSOME and AMAZING and I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Zeus: ^_^
— Feb 03, 2020 04:35AM
Zeus: *thumbs up*
Hermes: My dad is, uh, HANDSOME and AMAZING and I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Zeus: ^_^
R.F. Gammon
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Me: so is the sack of Troy coming?
Homer: Nope first we shall have a chariot race
Me: Now?
Homer: No, now it's time for a boxing match
Me: Okay, NOW?!
Homer: NOPE! WRESTLING!
Patroclus from beyond the grave: MY LAST WISH WAS FOR MY FUNERAL TO BE A MASSIVE PaRTY AND THAT'S WHAT YOU ALL GET
— Jan 27, 2020 06:30AM
Homer: Nope first we shall have a chariot race
Me: Now?
Homer: No, now it's time for a boxing match
Me: Okay, NOW?!
Homer: NOPE! WRESTLING!
Patroclus from beyond the grave: MY LAST WISH WAS FOR MY FUNERAL TO BE A MASSIVE PaRTY AND THAT'S WHAT YOU ALL GET
R.F. Gammon
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No matter how many times you call Achilles "noble" I'm still not buying it
— Jan 11, 2020 07:48AM
R.F. Gammon
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Hector, boi, I loved you, but it really is your own fault
— Dec 23, 2019 05:19PM
R.F. Gammon
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RIP Patroclus this is all Achilles' fault so stop wailing about how great he was
— Oct 08, 2019 08:53AM
R.F. Gammon
is on page 288 of 614
Homer: and they were guest-friends
Me: OMG they were guest-friends
— Sep 22, 2019 07:48PM
Me: OMG they were guest-friends
R.F. Gammon
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Zeus: Oh, Hera, I love you!!!
Zeus: oh, Hera, my love for you is greater than anything I’ve ever felt
Zeus: you want me to prove it by listing all the other women I’ve loved?
Hera: not real-
Zeus: LETS GET STARTED 😃😃😃
— Aug 20, 2019 07:08PM
Zeus: oh, Hera, my love for you is greater than anything I’ve ever felt
Zeus: you want me to prove it by listing all the other women I’ve loved?
Hera: not real-
Zeus: LETS GET STARTED 😃😃😃
R.F. Gammon
is on page 191 of 614
Alright, boys, let’s go sneak into the enemy camp! We’re sending our best, most recognizable warriors, with all their armor and Fearsome Gear and aggressive man-strides and This Cannot Fail by any means.
— Jun 02, 2019 05:16PM
R.F. Gammon
is on page 120 of 614
This book just described Hera and Athena as strutting like “abrasive wild pigeons” and honestly my life is complete.
— Apr 26, 2019 06:31PM
R.F. Gammon
is on page 100 of 614
*whispers* but what is with all the man-nipples
— Apr 09, 2019 06:46PM
