Ash Wednesday’s Reviews > Someone to Love > Status Update
Ash Wednesday
is 24% done
Your hairdresser's gum dropping on your eye while getting a shampoo ranks what, 2nd in the list of possible horrible things that can happen in a salon?
— Jan 16, 2013 01:17AM
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Ash Wednesday
is 62% done
“Honest to God, his penis should be classified as a weapon of vaginal destruction.”
Lol!
— Jan 16, 2013 04:39AM
Lol!
Ash Wednesday
is 38% done
So he's f*cked his way through the Greek alphabet... AND he's a substitute teacher?

Landon Maxfield phoned in that question btw.
— Jan 16, 2013 02:27AM

Landon Maxfield phoned in that question btw.
Ash Wednesday
is 23% done
“He’s taking a break?” Lauren’s mouth falls open at the prospect. “Does his dick know about this?”
— Jan 16, 2013 01:06AM

