Ash Wednesday’s Reviews > Someone to Love > Status Update

“Honest to God, his penis should be classified as a weapon of vaginal destruction.”

Lol!

So he's f*cked his way through the Greek alphabet... AND he's a substitute teacher?



Landon Maxfield phoned in that question btw.

Your hairdresser's gum dropping on your eye while getting a shampoo ranks what, 2nd in the list of possible horrible things that can happen in a salon?

“He’s taking a break?” Lauren’s mouth falls open at the prospect. “Does his dick know about this?”