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John Michael Strubhart is 25% done

You couldn’t leave your home planet while it still contained a place like Azkaban.
You had to stay and fight.

— Apr 07, 2019 08:24AM

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John Michael Strubhart is finished

Harry and Hermione sitting in a tree k i s s i n g! First comes love then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage!

— Jul 21, 2021 02:10PM

John Michael Strubhart is 98% done

Harry Potter such a crybaby!

— Jul 21, 2021 12:46PM

John Michael Strubhart is 96% done

Oh, that sneaky Harry Potter!

— Jul 21, 2021 11:17AM

John Michael Strubhart is 95% done

That's pretty fucking ingenious!

— Jul 21, 2021 08:17AM

John Michael Strubhart is 94% done

Backfire! Bang! Bang! Bang!

— Jul 21, 2021 04:51AM

John Michael Strubhart is 92% done

Dumbledore to the rescue?

— Jul 20, 2021 05:45PM

John Michael Strubhart is 91% done

Lord fucking Voldemort is so fucking long-winded!

— Jul 20, 2021 02:06PM

John Michael Strubhart is 89% done

Stupid Voldemort.

— Jul 19, 2021 03:03PM

John Michael Strubhart is 88% done

Silly Boy Who Lived! 🤔

— Jul 19, 2021 04:53AM

John Michael Strubhart is 88% done

Yep! Professor Quirrel is Lord Voldemort!

— Jul 18, 2021 12:07PM

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