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Sure let's make a mashup curse that starts in Chinese and ends in German and means Fistula Bastard because why not.

The computer code interludes are exceptionally tedious. Also, if you are going to put code in your books, it might be a good idea to make sure that code actually works or it just becomes an obnoxious literary device. People who don't code are going to look at it as gobbledeegook and coders are going to see it as fake code. Stop trying to be the smartest guy in the room, it's annoying.

He made a quick escape, pulled an Ethan Hunt jumping onto a helicopter, and after surviving the crash landing, somehow manages to have a rucksack. It does not say he took the pilot's rucksack, it says "his" ruck sack. Just like the main girl is TOTALLY going to go into this ruined city with glass and shit everywhere with sandals on and then give those sandals to a street urchin and then walk around barefoot. Yeah ok

You really expect me to believe this woman, who was tortured and brainwashed, is now fine and traipsing all over hell and high water on a motorcycle to find the mediocre white hero in a CHEONGSAM WITH BELL SLEEVES AND SANDALS?! What kind of bullshit nonsense is this? This one of the stupidest costuming ideas I have ever read, not to mention offensive (girl is blonde and blue eyes, cause OBVIOUSLY she is) *GROAN*

How's the mediocre white boy going to fuck everything up this time?