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Celestine
is 49% done
"On most people, you should check their pulse. But with Ash, I check for sass. If she can’t tell me to f**k off, then it’s time to dial the paramedics."
— Feb 24, 2018 06:13AM
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Celestine
is 53% done
"If he thinks I’m going to truss myself like a turkey and let him reenact Fifty Shades of Naïve, he’s got another think coming." I kind of love the way Ash thinks.
— Feb 24, 2018 06:39AM
