TheGracefulReader’s Reviews > Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets > Status Update

Draco Malfoy is in need of some great psychiatric help. Of course I know that not all Slytherins are bad, but it certainly doesn’t look good for them when the only ones we get any experience with are the high and mighty antagonistic jerks like Draco, Flint, Crabbe, Goyle, Pucey, Parkinson and Bultrodr.

“This is all your fault! ‘Get the snitch or die trying,’ what a stupid thing to tell him.”

I must agree with Fred and George on this...

Also... “There’s no place safer than Hogwarts.”

And yet someone managed to tamper with a bludger to try and kill another quidditch player.

“There’s no place safer than Hogwarts.”

And yet one of the school founders supposedly hid some sort of ultra dangerous creature in the castle which has now gotten out and is what attacked Filch’s cat. -_-

Yeah... “safe”.

*Squints at Lockhart's name on the page and whispers*

CAN I KILL HIM

"There's no place safer than Hogwarts."

HAS GIANT TREE THAT SMASHES THINGS WITH GIANT BRANCHES.

And no, I am never going to stop. As long as deadly things happen I am going to make fun of there being 'no place safer'.

Seems that Lucius Malfoy and his family has some things to hide.