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"There's no place safer than Hogwarts."

HAS GIANT TREE THAT SMASHES THINGS WITH GIANT BRANCHES.

And no, I am never going to stop. As long as deadly things happen I am going to make fun of there being 'no place safer'.

— Jan 13, 2018 06:42PM

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter, #2)

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TheGracefulReader is on page 224 of 352

Draco Malfoy is in need of some great psychiatric help. Of course I know that not all Slytherins are bad, but it certainly doesn’t look good for them when the only ones we get any experience with are the high and mighty antagonistic jerks like Draco, Flint, Crabbe, Goyle, Pucey, Parkinson and Bultrodr.

— Jan 14, 2018 06:03PM

TheGracefulReader is on page 170 of 352

“This is all your fault! ‘Get the snitch or die trying,’ what a stupid thing to tell him.”

I must agree with Fred and George on this...

Also... “There’s no place safer than Hogwarts.”

And yet someone managed to tamper with a bludger to try and kill another quidditch player.

— Jan 14, 2018 05:22PM

TheGracefulReader is on page 152 of 352

“There’s no place safer than Hogwarts.”

And yet one of the school founders supposedly hid some sort of ultra dangerous creature in the castle which has now gotten out and is what attacked Filch’s cat. -_-

Yeah... “safe”.

— Jan 14, 2018 02:32PM

TheGracefulReader is on page 112 of 352

“At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in.”

Oh shit! Hermione coming in with shoots fired! Damn, girl!

— Jan 14, 2018 09:53AM

TheGracefulReader is on page 91 of 352

*Squints at Lockhart's name on the page and whispers*

CAN I KILL HIM

— Jan 14, 2018 08:55AM

TheGracefulReader is on page 38 of 352

Seems that Lucius Malfoy and his family has some things to hide.

— Jan 13, 2018 04:45PM