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Now she's talking about Putin "manspreading." Goddamn it, Hillary.

I'm really glad she talks about the situation with the emails at length because I for the life of me could barely make sense of it despite several attempts to sit down and understand what, exactly, happened. I very much wanted to read her account of what that was all about. Really, the book could have just been this one chapter. XD

Hillary: Being a politician is hard because everyone quotes you out of context. I want to make it clear that Bernie has said totally unfair things about me and he knows it. I wish people were better than this.

Also Hillary: *quotes Bernie out of context and attacks quote for several paragraphs*

ahhhh, she's talking about how AI is going to rise up and inslave us. Actual quote: "Think about it: have you ever seen a movie where the machines start thinking for themselves that ends well?" XD

She spent all this time explaining how she advocated for the people of Flint, then she goes on to imply that she lost the state of MI during the primaries because she wasn't as good at being (fake) outraged as Bernie, but then ALSO implies that she lost the MI general election because of racists who didn't like her work in (mostly black) Flint. So MI voters are both Bernie Bros and white nationalists, apparently.

Every time she goes after Bernie Sanders she just sounds bitter he was so well liked. She's basically like "Bernie was outraged about everything, but I was all about practical solutions based in reality." Meanwhile she basically admits that he was popular because he advocated for people and she's like, "I did that sometimes!"

She keeps listing all these things she does that are stereotypically female, and she's basically like, "I'm a woman who does things the way women do things." Uhh, I'm a woman, and I don't operate like this all. Rhetoric like this makes so many assumptions about how "women" behave like we're all basically the same. It's alienating. Stop trying to hook arms with me and act like we're going through something together.

"Now the event seems almost like a quaint throwback to an earlier era of politics -- a time when policies and polish were assets, not liabilities."

Yeah, Hillary...that was your problem. You just had it too together. Americans hate that because they're idiots.

I like how she insults Bernie voters and then IMMEDIATELY talks about her campaign slogan "Stronger Together."

lol, what even is self-awareness? "Bernie voters were fanatics with a lot of time on their hands, that's the reason I didn't get even more votes...anyway, Trump really doesn't understand the importance of bringing people together like I do."

Bruh.

Alternate title: Donald Trump is a Big Douchey Douche Face, by Hilary Rodam Clinton