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“What is it with men and their fear of just committing these days? They talk about the male loneliness epidemic, but I think they should be lonelier,’ Hailey says.”
— 1 hour, 58 min ago
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Ana
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“like my being has been missing something crucial and that thing has been her. I would’ve waited another hundred years alone if I knew at the end I would get this.”
— 2 minutes ago
Ana
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“Kenneth: AND YOU’RE JUST TELLING ME THIS NOW?
Devi: (Lower your voice omfg)
Kenneth: Sorry
Kenneth: I mean (sorry)”
So when are we getting their book? Please and thank you.
— 43 minutes ago
Devi: (Lower your voice omfg)
Kenneth: Sorry
Kenneth: I mean (sorry)”
So when are we getting their book? Please and thank you.
Ana
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“Do the thing with your teeth again.’
‘Later, if you ask very politely.”
— Oct 03, 2026 06:48PM
‘Later, if you ask very politely.”
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“It’s not what you’re thinking,’ he says.
‘You’re not a vampire?’
His shoulders deflate, something like resigned acceptance on his face. ‘Okay, it is what you’re thinking.”
HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY LOL
— Oct 02, 2026 05:49PM
‘You’re not a vampire?’
His shoulders deflate, something like resigned acceptance on his face. ‘Okay, it is what you’re thinking.”
HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY LOL
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“But I’ve been alive for almost four centuries and have seen countless people find love in unexpected places. It’s a persistent force, one that often finds the person instead of the other way around, sometimes more than once in a human lifetime."
— Oct 02, 2026 05:15PM