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“What is it with men and their fear of just committing these days? They talk about the male loneliness epidemic, but I think they should be lonelier,’ Hailey says.”
— 47 minutes ago
Ana
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“Do the thing with your teeth again.’
‘Later, if you ask very politely.”
— Oct 03, 2026 06:48PM
‘Later, if you ask very politely.”
Ana
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“It’s not what you’re thinking,’ he says.
‘You’re not a vampire?’
His shoulders deflate, something like resigned acceptance on his face. ‘Okay, it is what you’re thinking.”
HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY LOL
— Oct 02, 2026 05:49PM
‘You’re not a vampire?’
His shoulders deflate, something like resigned acceptance on his face. ‘Okay, it is what you’re thinking.”
HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY LOL
Ana
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“But I’ve been alive for almost four centuries and have seen countless people find love in unexpected places. It’s a persistent force, one that often finds the person instead of the other way around, sometimes more than once in a human lifetime."
— Oct 02, 2026 05:15PM
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“to be human is to have joy and horrible pain, but so much hope too. Humans have the unbearable knowledge of mortality and decide to keep on like tomorrow will happen anyway, because what other choice is there?”
— Oct 02, 2026 03:46PM

