T.’s Reviews > The Dark Tower > Status Update
T.
is on page 163 of 1050
My advice to all writers: 1. It’s obnoxious as hell to write yourself into a book, particularly as a main character. 2. Having a villain baby is asinine, even if you find it necessary to dedicate 20+ pages to describing said baby’s penis.
— 14 hours, 44 min ago
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T.
is on page 280 of 1050
Sure, the last book of an epic quest. Definitely worth sitting around listening to tapes for 100 pages.
— 2 hours, 29 min ago
T.
is on page 190 of 1050
“The man in black fled across the desert…” But don’t worry. He’s just a random mention, not a real villain. There’s a spider baby instead. 😡
— 13 hours, 59 min ago
T.
is on page 88 of 1050
Look I’m all for trials and tests along the hero’s journey but at some fucking point get to the main quest. I especially don’t need a description of a baby’s penis vs the goddamn dark tower
— 18 hours, 25 min ago
T.
is on page 30 of 1050
If a vampire kills Oy, I’m driving to Stephen King’s house and having words
— 19 hours, 3 min ago
T.
is on page 2 of 1050
Chapter 1: (Name) and the (Stupid things that don’t need to be in this series and are already in another book). Kill me.
— 19 hours, 45 min ago