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Any score this gets is for what could have been

This is so fucking insulting to readers

So Chuck Verill is who’s to blame for giving this the okay?

It’s distracting from a major character death when you have someone named Dinky hanging around.

Sure, the last book of an epic quest. Definitely worth sitting around listening to tapes for 100 pages.

:/

“The man in black fled across the desert…” But don’t worry. He’s just a random mention, not a real villain. There’s a spider baby instead. 😡