Joe’s Reviews > The Lions of Al-Rassan > Status Update

Good god, these Jaddite kings of Esperana are hopeless. Instead of uniting against their enemies theyre trying to kill each other. At this point, I hope Ramiro murders them all. Fucking idiots.

Oh my god when the assassins got Jehane, I thought it was over. But her father’s flask :( Fuck man

Gods, all those Kindath in Sorenica slaughtered. All in the name of holy Jad. Ah, religion, ever the poison.

Ah so it’s to be a holy war then. Great.

Ah so the Majriti are the zealots of the Asharites. I’m sure they will prove to be problematic.

Rodrigo, Ammar, and Jehane, what a fucking trio they make. I rarely laugh out loud but the banter outside the infirmary was hysterical. And then she asked the Batiaran about his father, after scolding them for their immaturity. Great.

Wow, talk about a shit deal. Ammar helps Almalik ibn Almalik kill his father and then gets exiled. What a dick! I suppose that is how Rodrigo and he shall meet.

Ramiro is hysterical. And an infidel, according to his own wife. I like him already!

So it’s exile for Rodrigo. Unjust, that. But hey, the story must happen.

I love Miranda LMAO. She thinks of her husband Rodrigo returning and her first thought is to shoot him. Dead.