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wait, the solution is to get fake gay married to the infamous pirate while also bringing along your ex-lover who is still very much in love with you and the two young shipmen you seemed to have adopted during the endless night of crime to throw away your entire life and save said pirate? Of course.
— Jul 02, 2026 12:45PM
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already lying to save your former fling from h*nging as a sodomitic pirate because he’s so pretty … I’m in
— Jun 14, 2026 05:46PM