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OF COURSE HE’S READ PRIDE AND PREJUDICE !!!

might be room for three you say?

A woman in charge?? It couldn’t be

wait, the solution is to get fake gay married to the infamous pirate while also bringing along your ex-lover who is still very much in love with you and the two young shipmen you seemed to have adopted during the endless night of crime to throw away your entire life and save said pirate? Of course.

already lying to save your former fling from h*nging as a sodomitic pirate because he’s so pretty … I’m in