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"'Do you like me? Circle yes or no.'" What Jenny imagined the note that was passed under her bathroom door presumably by a psychopath while she was on the can might say.
— Apr 13, 2012 07:27PM
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"Spell-check refuses to recognize the word 'chupacabra'... It's like spell-check doesn't even want me to write my memoir."
— Apr 18, 2012 09:54AM
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Her rewritten drafts of an email to a coworker are the funniest things I've read in a while.
— Apr 06, 2012 10:15PM
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This is like a less heartbreaking "Glass Castle" (Jeanette Walls).
— Apr 03, 2012 07:06PM
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Postman: "You need to lock those damn turkeys up if you can't control them." Father: "Sir, this bird is a quail, and his name is Jenkins."
— Mar 29, 2012 09:40PM
