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“What are you going to do with it at the end of the year?” Lily asked.
The four boys looked at each other with a note of sadness. The map would no longer be useful to them, if they weren't at Hogwarts. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs would no longer be Hogwarts’ premiere mischief makers.”
Ssshhhh we don’t talk about that Lily :(
But rest assured the map will land in good mischievous hands ;)
— Jun 29, 2026 03:40PM
The four boys looked at each other with a note of sadness. The map would no longer be useful to them, if they weren't at Hogwarts. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs would no longer be Hogwarts’ premiere mischief makers.”
Ssshhhh we don’t talk about that Lily :(
But rest assured the map will land in good mischievous hands ;)
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"We said no pranks until the end of term! We’re supposed to be keeping a low profile, youre Head Boy!"
"C’mon, Evans" James said, hands out "That was nothing, barely even a prank, it was… er…" he cast a pleading glance at Sirius,
"High spirits!" Sirius supplied.
"All of the bathroom mirrors suddenly reflecting back troll faces is high spirits?!" Lily rounded on them
Lmaaooo that’s pretty funny actually
— Jun 29, 2026 03:43PM
"C’mon, Evans" James said, hands out "That was nothing, barely even a prank, it was… er…" he cast a pleading glance at Sirius,
"High spirits!" Sirius supplied.
"All of the bathroom mirrors suddenly reflecting back troll faces is high spirits?!" Lily rounded on them
Lmaaooo that’s pretty funny actually
Bea
is on page 1208 of 1799
Why do we always have to talk about my shit life, hm?! Mr ‘tell me a fucking secret’?!”
oh Remus…
— Jun 29, 2026 03:38PM
oh Remus…
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is on page 1203 of 1799
Chris had a vaguely dazed expression as they leaned against Flitwick’s desk, waiting.
Don’t tell me he obliviated Chris😭😭 Lockhart was a little shit from a young age
— Jun 29, 2026 03:38PM
Don’t tell me he obliviated Chris😭😭 Lockhart was a little shit from a young age
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“Who let Lockhart do the commentary?” Sirius grumbled. “Stupid prat doesn’t even know anything about quidditch.”
“He told me he was lined up to play for Puddlemere,” Peter said, “And the only reason he never played for Ravenclaw was that his coach said he shouldn’t squander his gift in school games.”
Not this guy again😭😭
— Jun 29, 2026 03:37PM
“He told me he was lined up to play for Puddlemere,” Peter said, “And the only reason he never played for Ravenclaw was that his coach said he shouldn’t squander his gift in school games.”
Not this guy again😭😭
Bea
is on page 1190 of 1799
“I’m away for a week and the castle turns into an orgy!”
All three boys spun around to see Marlene standing there in her travelling cloak, duffle bag at her side.
She gave them a knowing smirk, “What a load of queers.”
— Jun 15, 2026 11:32AM
All three boys spun around to see Marlene standing there in her travelling cloak, duffle bag at her side.
She gave them a knowing smirk, “What a load of queers.”
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is on page 1167 of 1799
Mary hopped off the seat, “Don’t forget I had you both first.”
Lmao😭😳 Queen behaviour
— Jun 15, 2026 11:31AM
Lmao😭😳 Queen behaviour
Bea
is on page 1152 of 1799
The Werewolf Register, established by Newt Scamander in 1947.
Newt!! Omg! That’s an Easter egg I didn’t expect to see in a Marauders fanfic!!
— Jun 15, 2026 11:30AM
Newt!! Omg! That’s an Easter egg I didn’t expect to see in a Marauders fanfic!!
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is on page 1141 of 1799
“Ok, so girls get this thing every month…” Sirius began to explain. Remus was utterly horrified, by the time he’d finished.
“That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.” He said, flatly.
Interlude…the chapter where Remus learns about periods😭
— Jun 15, 2026 11:30AM
“That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.” He said, flatly.
Interlude…the chapter where Remus learns about periods😭