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"We said no pranks until the end of term! We’re supposed to be keeping a low profile, youre Head Boy!"
"C’mon, Evans" James said, hands out "That was nothing, barely even a prank, it was… er…" he cast a pleading glance at Sirius,
"High spirits!" Sirius supplied.
"All of the bathroom mirrors suddenly reflecting back troll faces is high spirits?!" Lily rounded on them

Lmaaooo that’s pretty funny actually

“What are you going to do with it at the end of the year?” Lily asked.
The four boys looked at each other with a note of sadness. The map would no longer be useful to them, if they weren't at Hogwarts. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs would no longer be Hogwarts’ premiere mischief makers.”

Ssshhhh we don’t talk about that Lily :(
But rest assured the map will land in good mischievous hands ;)

Why do we always have to talk about my shit life, hm?! Mr ‘tell me a fucking secret’?!”  

oh Remus…

“Who let Lockhart do the commentary?” Sirius grumbled. “Stupid prat doesn’t even know anything about quidditch.”
“He told me he was lined up to play for Puddlemere,” Peter said, “And the only reason he never played for Ravenclaw was that his coach said he shouldn’t squander his gift in school games.”

Not this guy again😭😭

“I’m away for a week and the castle turns into an orgy!”
All three boys spun around to see Marlene standing there in her travelling cloak, duffle bag at her side.
She gave them a knowing smirk, “What a load of queers.”

Mary hopped off the seat, “Don’t forget I had you both first.”

Lmao😭😳 Queen behaviour

The Werewolf Register, established by Newt Scamander in 1947.

Newt!! Omg! That’s an Easter egg I didn’t expect to see in a Marauders fanfic!!

“Ok, so girls get this thing every month…” Sirius began to explain. Remus was utterly horrified, by the time he’d finished.
“That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.” He said, flatly.

Interlude…the chapter where Remus learns about periods😭