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lorelai
is on page 348 of 368
“i’ve been raised and trained all my life to be sweet and agreeable. but why would i want to be sweet? the only thing being sweet has ever done for me is make me easier to consume.” 🤌🤌🤌
— 8 hours, 25 min ago
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lorelai
is on page 357 of 368
stop—the amount of ptsd i’d get from hearing those nine words. 😭
— 8 hours, 8 min ago
lorelai
is on page 354 of 368
OH MY GOD GREER IS ALIVE. THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE ENDING. i wished upon so many stars for greer to secretly be alive 😭🩷✋
— 8 hours, 15 min ago
lorelai
is on page 349 of 368
emmett and ivy are so freaking cute. i love the fact that they let one another shine and complement each other so well. 🩷🤭🤭🤭
— 8 hours, 22 min ago
lorelai
is on page 329 of 368
OH MYYYY GOSHHHH
y’all don’t know how relieved and happy i am
— 8 hours, 53 min ago
y’all don’t know how relieved and happy i am
lorelai
is on page 319 of 368
OH MY GOSH NO
WHYYYY I LOVE LYDIA SO MUCH 😭 STOP I’M ABOUT TO CRYYY
— 9 hours, 12 min ago
WHYYYY I LOVE LYDIA SO MUCH 😭 STOP I’M ABOUT TO CRYYY
lorelai
is on page 319 of 368
bram 100% watches cocomelon 😭
why is he so whiny and annoying like stfu brother
— 9 hours, 15 min ago
why is he so whiny and annoying like stfu brother
lorelai
is on page 305 of 368
i can’t get over the fact that bram was plotting on a literal child. FOR YEARS. i get that they can’t age and stuff, but it’s lowkey just creepy.
— 9 hours, 42 min ago
