lorelai’s Reviews > The Thorn Queen > Status Update

stop—the amount of ptsd i’d get from hearing those nine words. 😭

OH MY GOD GREER IS ALIVE. THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE ENDING. i wished upon so many stars for greer to secretly be alive 😭🩷✋

emmett and ivy are so freaking cute. i love the fact that they let one another shine and complement each other so well. 🩷🤭🤭🤭

OH MY GOSHHHHHH STOPPPPP

“i’ve been raised and trained all my life to be sweet and agreeable. but why would i want to be sweet? the only thing being sweet has ever done for me is make me easier to consume.” 🤌🤌🤌

OH MYYYY GOSHHHH
y’all don’t know how relieved and happy i am

YES BRAM DIE

OH MY GOSH NO
WHYYYY I LOVE LYDIA SO MUCH 😭 STOP I’M ABOUT TO CRYYY

bram 100% watches cocomelon 😭
why is he so whiny and annoying like stfu brother

i can’t get over the fact that bram was plotting on a literal child. FOR YEARS. i get that they can’t age and stuff, but it’s lowkey just creepy.