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I don't know why Huck thinks that Injun Joe's identity needs to be a secret. Telling people makes no difference whether or not he's gonna try to kill you for this, it just increases the chance that they'll catch him first.

"The girl I’m going to marry won’t fight.”

I don't know who Tom plans to marry, but it sure as hell ain't Becky.

Injun Joe doesn't need to kill Tom, his revenge is showing him up by being EVEN MORE EXTRA!

I'm sure Tom is scared, but also YES, he would have to do this in the most dramatic way possible.

"Oh yeah, and I guess the murder plot is also going on ANYWAY!"

Having stage fright feels FANTASTICALLY out of character for Tom.

Are we really gonna have a love triangle over Tom? 'Cause both you girls can probably do better.

Do not eat turtle eggs! You assholes are the reason they're endangered now!

Okay, a plot has arrived.