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"The girl I’m going to marry won’t fight.”
I don't know who Tom plans to marry, but it sure as hell ain't Becky.
— 7 hours, 39 min ago
I don't know who Tom plans to marry, but it sure as hell ain't Becky.
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Joseph
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I don't know why Huck thinks that Injun Joe's identity needs to be a secret. Telling people makes no difference whether or not he's gonna try to kill you for this, it just increases the chance that they'll catch him first.
— 7 hours, 36 min ago
Joseph
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Injun Joe doesn't need to kill Tom, his revenge is showing him up by being EVEN MORE EXTRA!
— 7 hours, 41 min ago
Joseph
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I'm sure Tom is scared, but also YES, he would have to do this in the most dramatic way possible.
— 7 hours, 50 min ago
Joseph
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"Oh yeah, and I guess the murder plot is also going on ANYWAY!"
— 7 hours, 52 min ago
Joseph
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Having stage fright feels FANTASTICALLY out of character for Tom.
— 8 hours, 15 min ago
Joseph
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Are we really gonna have a love triangle over Tom? 'Cause both you girls can probably do better.
— 8 hours, 17 min ago
Joseph
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Do not eat turtle eggs! You assholes are the reason they're endangered now!
— Jun 12, 2026 04:10PM
