Status Update

UberApril is 3% done

2 newbies!!

— Mar 28, 2026 12:50PM

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UberApril’s Previous Updates

UberApril is 46% done

Omg did min die??

— 9 hours, 45 min ago

UberApril is 40% done

The oligarch wants to defect to uk??

— 10 hours, 6 min ago

UberApril is 32% done

Who did the taxi driver call??!

— 11 hours, 13 min ago

UberApril is 26% done

He recognized Jackson lol

— 20 hours, 24 min ago

UberApril is 12% done

Why did cicadas worry Jackson

— Mar 29, 2026 06:43AM

UberApril is 11% done

Was it really a glitch or did face recog really work

— Mar 29, 2026 06:41AM

UberApril is 8% done

Lol shropshire!!

— Mar 28, 2026 01:24PM

UberApril is 6% done

Shirley hit a stalker!! Reassigned as slow horse

— Mar 28, 2026 01:08PM

UberApril is starting

New narrator????!

— Mar 28, 2026 12:42PM

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