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UberApril is starting

New narrator????!

— Mar 28, 2026 12:42PM

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UberApril’s Previous Updates

UberApril is 86% done

Dropping leaflets!!????

— 44 minutes ago

UberApril is 66% done

Lmao same initials as j lhrist

— 3 hours, 42 min ago

UberApril is 65% done

Marcus saved her from herself vengeful self

— 3 hours, 44 min ago

UberApril is 46% done

Omg did min die??

— 21 hours, 56 min ago

UberApril is 40% done

The oligarch wants to defect to uk??

— 22 hours, 17 min ago

UberApril is 32% done

Who did the taxi driver call??!

— 23 hours, 23 min ago

UberApril is 26% done

He recognized Jackson lol

— Mar 29, 2026 12:20PM

UberApril is 12% done

Why did cicadas worry Jackson

— Mar 29, 2026 06:43AM

UberApril is 11% done

Was it really a glitch or did face recog really work

— Mar 29, 2026 06:41AM

UberApril is 8% done

Lol shropshire!!

— Mar 28, 2026 01:24PM

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