Sofia Curwen’s Reviews > God of War > Status Update

this is torturous… i haven’t even gotten to the worst part yet

can i give a book a negative rating

actually what she bit his fingers until they started bleeding i am so done with them

ava is so desperate it gets under my skin

what a freaking psycho wow

i also hate how ava calls elsa “aunt elsa” that is your mother in law please do not call her aunt because now that makes me think you and eli are related

i hate eli king sooooo much

“yes i contemplate breaking her neck sometimes…” that is my cue to stop reading.

“yes i contemplate breaking her neck sometimes…” DIVORCE. please do not think about breaking your wife’s neck

so she didn’t even get in a car crash i am so so so so so confused