Sofia Curwen’s Reviews > God of War > Status Update

actually what she bit his fingers until they started bleeding i am so done with them

what a freaking psycho wow

i also hate how ava calls elsa “aunt elsa” that is your mother in law please do not call her aunt because now that makes me think you and eli are related

i hate eli king sooooo much

“yes i contemplate breaking her neck sometimes…” that is my cue to stop reading.

“yes i contemplate breaking her neck sometimes…” DIVORCE. please do not think about breaking your wife’s neck

so she didn’t even get in a car crash i am so so so so so confused

i think this is actually my biggest fear like waking up from a coma and i cant remember the past two years of my life and i am married to my enemy and i can’t remember

i fear we have lost the plot completely

i can’t tell if i dislike ava or cecy more