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20 páginas y ya es el libro más gracioso que he leído en años
Zeus: "do not put snakes in his crib"
Hera" "(...)you'll be too busy turning into a fence to have sex with a rake or whatever you're into at that point"
3 Doritos después
Bebé de Zeus: "dear auntie hera thanks for the snake friends...we played a lot. Please send more animal friends. Do you have a cat?"
Hera: quit praying to me, you little shit!
🤣
— Mar 18, 2026 07:31AM
Zeus: "do not put snakes in his crib"
Hera" "(...)you'll be too busy turning into a fence to have sex with a rake or whatever you're into at that point"
3 Doritos después
Bebé de Zeus: "dear auntie hera thanks for the snake friends...we played a lot. Please send more animal friends. Do you have a cat?"
Hera: quit praying to me, you little shit!
🤣

