Status Updates From Wearing the Lion

Uneven audiobook (female narrator is stronger than male narrator imho).

For the book itself, there’s a propulsive start to the novel that then sputters a bit but quickly picks back up. Enjoying!

más serio de lo que esperaba 😳

Reading this feels like being beat to death with Zeus’ dick

20 páginas y ya es el libro más gracioso que he leído en años
Zeus: "do not put snakes in his crib"
Hera" "(...)you'll be too busy turning into a fence to have sex with a rake or whatever you're into at that point"
3 Doritos después
Bebé de Zeus: "dear auntie hera thanks for the snake friends...we played a lot. Please send more animal friends. Do you have a cat?"
Hera: quit praying to me, you little shit!
🤣

If I had a shot for every time someone says “dipshit husband” so far I would be in a coma by now.

“A groundskeeper who lives his truth as a man, but who in doing so has lost the support of his family, must give birth with no one to even wipe the sweat from his eyes as his contractions hasten, but he is not alone, for I am there.” brb sobbing

This one's a struggle chat

I am already cooking the review for this book… 👩‍🍳bonjour. This book perplexes me. I just gotta keep reading. The only way out is through!