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"what did you think i was doing, calling red lobster for takeout?... i shot one of the fuckers and cooked the living christ out of it." i love eddie dean.

sweet jesus king is so good at these urgent scenes where every fumble is excruciating, every second is a horrible torment.

in the dark tower drinking game that doesn't exist, you'd take a shot anytime roland mis-hears a word from our world, and i'd be taking my first shot now for tooter fish lolol