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tspmo (chapter 36/41)

I have 7 chapters left in this book and I want to beat this version of Dexter over the head with a brick until he twitches helplessly in the floor

This whole time i’ve been lalalaing going “ykw at least book dexter has never cheated on rita” and then he goes and fucks a kid … book lumen (samantha) you are SO lucky i can’t reach through this book and slap the shit outta this man

this vampire cannibal cult would be so much cooler if the closeted homosexual metaphor wasn't completely unintentional