linda ixchel’s Reviews > Bridesmaid for Hire > Status Update

“I need to protect her and her intellectual property.”

HUH? That’s the big spiel?
Such romance.

Omg AND now he just fucking sold HER idea that was gonna save HER business to her biggest fucking competitor AND he doesn’t have the balls to tell her to her face that he fucked her over bc he’s passed out from drinking too much on her couch that SHE paid for. Can we fucking stoop any lower? DUMP HIM!

IM SORRY??? She does alllll the work in the smex scene, and then as he lays down, so “spent” from doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, SHES’s the one who does the aftercare?????

Can you spell loser???

Hit him again, Maggie!! Again! Again!

He’s already pissing me off.