linda ixchel’s Reviews > Bridesmaid for Hire > Status Update
linda ixchel
is 80% done
Omg AND now he just fucking sold HER idea that was gonna save HER business to her biggest fucking competitor AND he doesn’t have the balls to tell her to her face that he fucked her over bc he’s passed out from drinking too much on her couch that SHE paid for. Can we fucking stoop any lower? DUMP HIM!
— 5 hours, 34 min ago
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linda ixchel
is 91% done
He should just be gay with Garry.
Garry clearly wants to fuck him.
— 55 minutes ago
Garry clearly wants to fuck him.
linda ixchel
is 85% done
“I need to protect her and her intellectual property.”
HUH? That’s the big spiel?
Such romance.
— 1 hour, 37 min ago
HUH? That’s the big spiel?
Such romance.
linda ixchel
is 50% done
IM SORRY??? She does alllll the work in the smex scene, and then as he lays down, so “spent” from doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, SHES’s the one who does the aftercare?????
Can you spell loser???
— Mar 14, 2026 01:35PM
Can you spell loser???
