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Noah
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"mhm yes, of course!!" - guy who doesn't know what's going on
— Mar 14, 2026 11:43PM
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Noah
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bragging that you have enough money to buy a private island isn't the flex that you think it is, in fact, it's just gross and abhorrent
— Mar 11, 2026 03:54PM
Noah
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man's twin just died and all he cares about is his next dick appointment lol
— Mar 01, 2026 10:04PM
Noah
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is this gonna be one of those "everybody sucks ass" books? because so far everybody sucks ass
— Mar 01, 2026 02:32PM

