Status Updates From All the Things We Left Unsaid

"mhm yes, of course!!" - guy who doesn't know what's going on

bragging that you have enough money to buy a private island isn't the flex that you think it is, in fact, it's just gross and abhorrent

these people aren't people, mannnn

man's twin just died and all he cares about is his next dick appointment lol

is this gonna be one of those "everybody sucks ass" books? because so far everybody sucks ass

having a really bad no good week mentally but the bright spots of it, as they often are; are the books I find ❤️✨❤️✨

Watching Titanic twice in one day is wild I admire the attention span that takes. Love love love the movie but still! Twice in one day!

the way i’m devouring this already 🫠

if this book is actually a satirical criticism of the upper class, that would be mind blowing insane crazy. other than that, this book has some of the worst writing i’ve ever read.

fake idgafer i saw you physically jump for joy when teddy kissed alex (me @ myself)

this book is so good???