Izzy Rhinehart’s Reviews > Kaiju: Battlefield Surgeon > Status Update

For fucks sake can Matt dinniman make duke not suffer is absolute hell for one fucking day Jesus Christ. Holy shit ever chapter duke goes though the worst shit now he has to waste 90 days in fucking jail.

Nothing just duke picking kaiju sperm out of his mouth.

“I’m in a fucking lantern”

You would think this book can’t get weirder, but Duke can and will suck a goat’s nipple and black milk will come out of it

Dude banksy is so sassy when duke puts the saddler on him

So jenk wants Clara for some reason . Duke somehow finds a kaiju under kinnegad. And all these children are held hostage by worms. He has to either save a kid

For fucks sake duke. Of course his spawn point gets reset and the fucking village he’s trying to escape from and the ritual and torture it’s gonna comense. For fucks sake omfg nothing can go right for this guy holy shit. He’s getting stabbed by a little kid . Fuck them kids bro

I love banksy btw and the Canadian serial killer sounds scary asf

Holy shit I feel bad for duke. Clara offers him up to get his dick, eyeballs, toes, feet, legs, balls, ears, fingers , arms, and pretty much everything else so they can get a brand into the village. And he has to be key alive by clerics and if one part fails you have to restart from the beginning……

Yea this antatoly is so fucking lying.