Izzy Rhinehart’s Reviews > Kaiju: Battlefield Surgeon > Status Update
Izzy Rhinehart
is 22% done
Holy shit I feel bad for duke. Clara offers him up to get his dick, eyeballs, toes, feet, legs, balls, ears, fingers , arms, and pretty much everything else so they can get a brand into the village. And he has to be key alive by clerics and if one part fails you have to restart from the beginning……
— Mar 09, 2026 12:49PM
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Izzy Rhinehart
is 57% done
For fucks sake can Matt dinniman make duke not suffer is absolute hell for one fucking day Jesus Christ. Holy shit ever chapter duke goes though the worst shit now he has to waste 90 days in fucking jail.
— 2 hours, 39 min ago
Izzy Rhinehart
is 53% done
Nothing just duke picking kaiju sperm out of his mouth.
— 7 hours, 6 min ago
Izzy Rhinehart
is 40% done
Fuck banksy outgrew his upgrade and duke can’t talk to him anymore noooo
— 14 hours, 54 min ago
Izzy Rhinehart
is 37% done
You would think this book can’t get weirder, but Duke can and will suck a goat’s nipple and black milk will come out of it
— Mar 13, 2026 04:08PM
Izzy Rhinehart
is 35% done
Dude banksy is so sassy when duke puts the saddler on him
— Mar 11, 2026 10:50AM
Izzy Rhinehart
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So jenk wants Clara for some reason . Duke somehow finds a kaiju under kinnegad. And all these children are held hostage by worms. He has to either save a kid
— Mar 09, 2026 11:44PM
Izzy Rhinehart
is 26% done
For fucks sake duke. Of course his spawn point gets reset and the fucking village he’s trying to escape from and the ritual and torture it’s gonna comense. For fucks sake omfg nothing can go right for this guy holy shit. He’s getting stabbed by a little kid . Fuck them kids bro
— Mar 09, 2026 06:38PM
Izzy Rhinehart
is 15% done
I love banksy btw and the Canadian serial killer sounds scary asf
— Mar 09, 2026 12:50PM
