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Elyssia is 30% done

bully cardan and his lackies need to die

— Mar 14, 2026 06:55AM

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Elyssia’s Previous Updates

Elyssia is 78% done

That son of a bitch needs to die 🫩 I knew he was up to no good

— Mar 16, 2026 09:06AM

Elyssia is 70% done

Brat taming him!!?? 🤔🫣

— Mar 16, 2026 08:52AM

Elyssia is 44% done

freud came get this dude locke 😭

— Mar 15, 2026 06:07AM

Elyssia is 36% done

fairies don't pee!!??? 💀

— Mar 15, 2026 01:24AM

Elyssia is 33% done

Am I supposed to feel sorry for Cardan? Well I'm not! Suffer more!! #no1cardanhater

— Mar 14, 2026 09:22AM

Elyssia is 25% done

someone needs to beat cardan up

— Mar 13, 2026 09:44AM

Elyssia is 5% done

trying to memorize the high king's dozens children -> pulling up wikia -> see deceased status -> 🫨

— Mar 13, 2026 03:34AM

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