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"the greatest suminaire in all the world - the Magnifique"

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THAT GUY DID NOTHING!!!!!!!!!

.... I can't even call this anticlimactic because there WAS NO CLIMAX!!!! How boring omfg, that's IT??? get out!

Celeste: Hi, I'm Lobotomy Celeste :) Here's the exposition. *dies*

What a waste!!!!!!! The siblings didn't even meet, bruh.

Celeste also got a lobotomy omg!!
And they say two south poles (here: people with negative IQ) can't attract/find each other!

He obviously wants all the power for himself, you fucking donut 😭

🙄 random ass mugging and stabbing
and now idiot Janine will give away that she's retained her memory!!

Of course, I had to get to the forced proximity nonsense during my lunch break!! Right in front of my pretzel orz

Room Temperature (Celsius) IQ Janine: Why didn't you warn me that I shouldn't snoop around in this hotel that gives me the creeps and run into the unsettling owner's office!!!

🙄

And OF COURSE, she just randomly spots the EXACT book she needs to get answers.

........ yeah, just skip all that. should have skipped writing the book too!!!

Janine is such a fucking idiot.

Janine: Oh no!!! I entered the puzzle game although the other maid said I shouldn't!!! I need to get out asap or I will get punished!!! So let's end the game in a rulebreaking way even though the suminaire said I shouldn't!!!!

Also Janine: Oh no, is the suminaire going to get punished now? :O

Congrats!!! You likely just got someone killed 🙄