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Momo
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Celeste also got a lobotomy omg!!
And they say two south poles (here: people with negative IQ) can't attract/find each other!
— Mar 20, 2026 04:13PM
And they say two south poles (here: people with negative IQ) can't attract/find each other!
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Momo
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"the greatest suminaire in all the world - the Magnifique"
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THAT GUY DID NOTHING!!!!!!!!!
— 19 hours, 8 min ago
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THAT GUY DID NOTHING!!!!!!!!!
Momo
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.... I can't even call this anticlimactic because there WAS NO CLIMAX!!!! How boring omfg, that's IT??? get out!
— 19 hours, 19 min ago
Momo
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Celeste: Hi, I'm Lobotomy Celeste :) Here's the exposition. *dies*
What a waste!!!!!!! The siblings didn't even meet, bruh.
— 22 hours, 20 min ago
What a waste!!!!!!! The siblings didn't even meet, bruh.
Momo
is on page 240 of 400
He obviously wants all the power for himself, you fucking donut 😭
— Mar 20, 2026 12:09AM
Momo
is on page 190 of 400
🙄 random ass mugging and stabbing
and now idiot Janine will give away that she's retained her memory!!
— Mar 18, 2026 05:46AM
and now idiot Janine will give away that she's retained her memory!!
Momo
is on page 172 of 400
Of course, I had to get to the forced proximity nonsense during my lunch break!! Right in front of my pretzel orz
— Mar 18, 2026 05:16AM
Momo
is on page 166 of 400
Room Temperature (Celsius) IQ Janine: Why didn't you warn me that I shouldn't snoop around in this hotel that gives me the creeps and run into the unsettling owner's office!!!
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And OF COURSE, she just randomly spots the EXACT book she needs to get answers.
— Mar 18, 2026 12:54AM
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And OF COURSE, she just randomly spots the EXACT book she needs to get answers.
Momo
is on page 136 of 400
........ yeah, just skip all that. should have skipped writing the book too!!!
— Mar 17, 2026 05:29AM
Momo
is on page 112 of 400
Janine is such a fucking idiot.
Janine: Oh no!!! I entered the puzzle game although the other maid said I shouldn't!!! I need to get out asap or I will get punished!!! So let's end the game in a rulebreaking way even though the suminaire said I shouldn't!!!!
Also Janine: Oh no, is the suminaire going to get punished now? :O
Congrats!!! You likely just got someone killed 🙄
— Mar 17, 2026 03:07AM
Janine: Oh no!!! I entered the puzzle game although the other maid said I shouldn't!!! I need to get out asap or I will get punished!!! So let's end the game in a rulebreaking way even though the suminaire said I shouldn't!!!!
Also Janine: Oh no, is the suminaire going to get punished now? :O
Congrats!!! You likely just got someone killed 🙄
